There’s just no avoiding national celebrations of various sorts at this time of year. After tackling both sides of the 49th parallel last week, the TFC Twosome grappled with things gallic on Bastille Day. The result was, as you would expect, not quite what you would have expected. And Johnny Hallyday's fans REALLY want you to know that he's not Belgian. The Full Catastrophe every Saturday at 2100 (AEST) & 1300 (CET) only on JOY94.9 & JOY.org.au